People get odd in quarantine. Let me tell you a story of several unsettling eggs. It started here:
![increasingly-unsettling-eggs]()
This was followed by a very Seussian breakfast (I don't want to know how they got the ham steak that green):
![unsettling-green-eggs]()
and screaming eggs:
![even-more-unsettling-eggs]()
which were followed by very sad eggs
![even-even-more-unsettling-eggs]()
before someone decided to make cloud eggs in the shell.
![unsettling-boiled-egg]()
This was followed by...an all-egg Bundt cake??
![more-unsettling-eggs]()
But they weren't done yet. The next day someone posted eggs so overcooked they should have been served in a funerary urn:
![unsettling-dead-eggs]()
Following that, double-double yolks were seen:
![double-unsettling-eggs]()
followed by the owl of doom:
![unsettling-owl-egg]()
And the thread finished with "holy" eggs:
![unsettling-holy-egg]()
accompanied by a somewhat suitable reaction pic.
![silent-movie-faint]()
Gods help you all, you mad desecrators of breakfast. May you live through all your creations.
This was followed by a very Seussian breakfast (I don't want to know how they got the ham steak that green):
and screaming eggs:
which were followed by very sad eggs
before someone decided to make cloud eggs in the shell.
This was followed by...an all-egg Bundt cake??
But they weren't done yet. The next day someone posted eggs so overcooked they should have been served in a funerary urn:
Following that, double-double yolks were seen:
followed by the owl of doom:
And the thread finished with "holy" eggs:
accompanied by a somewhat suitable reaction pic.
Gods help you all, you mad desecrators of breakfast. May you live through all your creations.