Started my morning off far earlier than I wished to, so I just wanted one good haunted house under my belt. That's not too much to ask, is it?
![So many game rips.]()
Apparently yes, yes it is. Hello, Lisa. I have no patience today, so we're scratching the Port Adventure haunt off our list. Starting off with game rips does NOT give me confidence.
How about the Aura Haunted Area? It's adult, but that's not necessary a bad thing...
![RAINBOW DEATH]()
BAD THING. VERY BAD THING.
All...right...how about...the World of Dark Imagination?
![Candy and dripping blood? Okay.]()
Well, easy's about my speed today.
![Inverted neon cross.]()
That's...odd. It's just...hanging in midair. Nothing else. Silent. Just...there.
![Huge animesh hand. Kinda creepy.]()
Yeah, won't lie. That's kind of disturbing. It...wiggles.
![It's so yellow.]()
And then, into the haunted house proper, and...what? Bright yellow light, earth floor, trees growing through stone walls...It was a house on the outside, though??
![The dolls...they're everywhere.]()
Oh hey. I could live here. Save for the two obvious game rips, both from the haunted-house simulator, The Grudge.
![The invocation of evil.]()
Okay, we get it, Satanism is scary to you.
By and large, though--this is a very strange haunted house, and--that's not a bad thing. There's a room of eyes. There's a room of clowns. There's a room of spiders--and I didn't show that one, because there was literally no angle I could find to snap a picture that didn't have a spider in it. There's a fairly accurate, game rips notwithstanding, of Children of the Corn.
I think it's honestly worth a visit. I didn't even finish, I had to go meet with a client, but I'm still saying that, because what they're doing is pretty unique. So I think this is my first five out of five this year. Check it out.
Apparently yes, yes it is. Hello, Lisa. I have no patience today, so we're scratching the Port Adventure haunt off our list. Starting off with game rips does NOT give me confidence.
How about the Aura Haunted Area? It's adult, but that's not necessary a bad thing...
BAD THING. VERY BAD THING.
All...right...how about...the World of Dark Imagination?
Well, easy's about my speed today.
That's...odd. It's just...hanging in midair. Nothing else. Silent. Just...there.
Yeah, won't lie. That's kind of disturbing. It...wiggles.
And then, into the haunted house proper, and...what? Bright yellow light, earth floor, trees growing through stone walls...It was a house on the outside, though??
Oh hey. I could live here. Save for the two obvious game rips, both from the haunted-house simulator, The Grudge.
Okay, we get it, Satanism is scary to you.
By and large, though--this is a very strange haunted house, and--that's not a bad thing. There's a room of eyes. There's a room of clowns. There's a room of spiders--and I didn't show that one, because there was literally no angle I could find to snap a picture that didn't have a spider in it. There's a fairly accurate, game rips notwithstanding, of Children of the Corn.
I think it's honestly worth a visit. I didn't even finish, I had to go meet with a client, but I'm still saying that, because what they're doing is pretty unique. So I think this is my first five out of five this year. Check it out.