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we stand on the edge, dirty coats, ragged hands
This month...it's oddly flown by. All those weeks practically vibrating with anticipation, and then October arrived, and...it's just...fled.Week left, I don't think I'm even doing Octoberville this...
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no matter if you watered them faithfully, some things weren’t meant to be
Today let's check out Seditious Ones Haunted House & Cemetery. The bio is really, really brief:"Check out our haunted and graveyard through halloween!"Wow. Didn't even get all the words in, it was...
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seven bars, one church, heaven is no match for hell
This is another odd one. Adult sim, defiantly so. The bio is a touch...disturbing:"Down an old alley, between obscure old buildings you'll find an exclusive members only gentleman's club, for those who...
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I remember you, you were full of broken bones
Let's try out a ride today. Let's try out Domi's Ride.The bio's pretty buzzword-y:"Now Open "The Ride v4.0 - The Haunt"Cominig Soon...the Xmas EditionHaunt, Haunted House, Halloween, Costumes, Scary,...
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I know you hear me, I can taste it in your tears
Have we done Blood Island yet? Their bio seems up our alley:"Inspired by gothic horror, classic Hollywood monster movies, and a desire to explore the hidden erotic side of those stuffy Victorians - the...
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been all around this world just to come back to you
Let's return to Hell House, the infamous Belasco Mansion. I've covered this before, but I want to see if anything's changed.Their bio, just so we're clear:"Terrifying, darkly erotic interactive...
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just one horse shy of a one-horse town, this ain’t the first time it tried to...
An occurrence has been discovered. Let's go see what it is.First, their bio:"No man can hold what the darkness can sow.Spooky, eerie, haunted house, in the past or the future? Hop 2 in your tour of...
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grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
Rides? Did someone say Haunted Mansion rides? I am so there.The bio mentions more:"FREE 4 MAJOR Builds - THE HAUNTED MANSION 50s Thrill Ride TRICK-OR-TREAT treats tribute Disney zombies 2 scary haunted...
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I’ll find my way back home
The ad said, "haunted house"? The blurb wasn't better:"haunted house, halloween,ghost,fantome,clown,zombie,witch,attraction,"Okay...The fact that they clearly have an obvious inflatable snowman...
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my life is a long road winding slowly back to you
The ad says, "The Greatest Halloween Ride in the World EVER! - Haunted House". But it was the Alicia Stella ride I'd been looking for, so sure, let's go!Their blurb is slightly hyperbolic:"NOW OPEN...
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don’t think of what it’s cost me, it was all for a cause
I know, I know--another one? Well, I thought I'd covered all of 'em too. But apparently not, because there's one in Sand. Their bio:"I made it 3 times bigger than last year and I now have 3 spooky...
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he fired off a few hot rounds right into the sorry crowd
Okay, so that one didn't really pan out, what else...how about the POLTERGIEST ON ELM STREET !! haunt? (Yes, all upper case, spelled wrong.) Their bio is...odd:"TRICK OR TREAT !my house got possessed...
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in these four blocks of rust piles and abandoned motels
Having a bad taste in my mouth from the last two haunts, I decided to try StormWind's Eerie Refuge. It's a good name, but their bio is buzzword central:"Haunted house, scary, romantic, fun, halloween,...
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single-wides and ranches disappear before our eyes
Oh, sure, after the last few, how bad can it get? Let's try the Carnival of Horrors. The blurb's actually coherent until it descends into buzzwords:"The Dark carnival, join us if you dare.The darks...
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Rhodenwald's Haunted Hedge Maze
Briefly pondering a trip to the Naked Rocks until I caught the first two lines of their blurb:"A celebration of spookiness and nudity! You must be nude here or the grim reaper will track you...
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never put themselves here, so undone at the seams
Ah, yes, the infamous Linden haunted house is back. This one has always bothered me slightly simply because of how gory and disturbing it is. After years of the Lindens telling us that blood, gore,...
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Grimly Fiendish
make no fuss over my grave, just plant something pretty and call it a day Why does Milena Doll Creations show up under a search for "haunted house"? For that matter, why does Athenaeum? At least...
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Slaughter Creek redux
Have I been to Slaughter Creek before? Name sounds familiar. Their blurb, not so much:"Based on a Real Life Haunted House ...Land"Huh. Okay, guess I can check it out.So, between going through and...
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home is the needle and thread for the hole in the lifeboat that it put you in
So, between one thing and another, if I continue doing two haunt entries a day, I'll need six more, plus this one, to finish out the month. And I already feel like I'm scraping the very bottom of the...
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these folks here don’t come around, they’re so rigid and refined
"Memories of Salem", especially when followed up by the blurb given below, gives me a brain cramp, but I'm really running out of places to go. Cue beleaguered sigh.That blurb goes thusly:"Welcome to...
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