The Tale of the Forbidden Door, part the second
(Continued from part one.)"Did you fall through the floor?" I half-shouted. "A trap door under the rug, clever, clever." The doctor shook her head. "I think he phased..." I shook mine. "That's not...
View Articleit's 3 AM and the moonlight's testing me
Not my usual gig, but this made my jaw drop so hard, I had to cover it. And there are likely many, many people who won't entirely get this, but...it must be said.So I'm fairly behind on Critical Role,...
View Articleyou caught me smiling, why'd you wait so long? (part one)
I love this woman. She is part of my tribe. It sounds exactly like something I'd come up with. (There is some NSFW language there, though, be aware.)And did you know Moulin Rouge's elephant was not...
View Articleyou caught me smiling, why'd you wait so long? (part two)
Picking up from part one, the next five tones!This is the rich, cobalt blue linen, shown again with the light rope adornments.This is the sage linen, and at least in this pose, it doesn't clip...
View Articlebut I don't wanna fight, I don't wanna cry
Seriously, does my face just look that punchable, or what?My face for reference:And now to why I'm asking that:[10:51] Axxxxxxxxxxx Sxxxxxxxxxx: hello Emily nice to meet you.... though we didn't meet...
View Articleyou don't even wanna be here do you?
I cannot BELIEVE the gall of this idiot...It's been proven, MULTIPLE times, that he is clearly in the wrong, clearly engaged in copyright infringement, AND moreover, the Lindens have ALL relevant...
View Articlewould you change who you are if you could?
{Why yes, roleplay entry. But first, two things: the upcoming Dune movie is going to be goooood. Also, have some typewriter poetry.)Now then. Where were we?24 August, 1928The basket next to her is...
View Articlebe my savior and I'll be your downfall
Where is the line drawn between social niceties and respect? Or, more importantly, I suppose, between standing our ground and not giving offense? Some days, it is a fine, fine line indeed.It was a...
View Articleso if I decide to waive my chance to be one of the hive
This one's...odd. I've anonymized both people and group, though I was tempted not to, because it was all tied up in what was happening in this group, but...what if this kind of thing is happening in...
View Articleyour misery and hate will kill us all
(Roleplay entry, because of where it is, but this one is also very, very real.)It's not where she wants to be, to be sure. And also of a surety, she is very clear that today, at least, she only has one...
View Articlecan you help me to see it? because I want to believe in the magic
This is psychotically NSFW, but also hysterically funny and, in a rare bonus to the filthy-minded STEM community, just PACKED with information on geology, science, mineralization, pest control, and...
View Articlebut now it's gone, it doesn't matter what for
"Three separate ER nurses have either rolled their eyes at me or called me 'lame' for dropping a hatchet on my own head. Everyone's a critic."~John RoderickIn the meantime, have a list of twenty-five...
View ArticleI've been climbing up the walls to escape the sinking feeling
I remember liking the haunt at LeLoo's World last year, so I decided to revisit it as the first haunt of this one. I think I was looking for something that was more atmosphere than jumpscares, because...
View Articleheadlight, dark highway, I drive on but it feels all sideways
[21:40] Tentaculus Infestus v2.1: Emilly Orr looks tasty.Do I?This is Pine Hill Resort, which sounds like a charming little getaway, and instead, is a series of caves and underground passageways....
View Articlethis is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper
Title, of course, taken from T.S. Eliot's The Hollow Men.Seen on a random profile:"I feel a good submissive should be like an Italian Courtesan of the middle Ages. Loyal, obedient, subservient, and if...
View ArticleI could take a Greyhound home, but when I got there it'd be gone
"Halloween Nightmare," the listing said."Dare to wander in the night? Come face your deepest, darkest nightmares where you pray you make it out alive! Asylum escape house, haunted mortuary, and...
View Articlego away, come back, go away, come back, why can't I just have it both ways?
I'm probbably one of five people who will be really excited by the fact I found a goat's blood flan recipe. But it sounds awesome and I want to make it.(They have other recipes too! Woo!)In the...
View Articlethe sun's a desperate star that burns like every single one before
Okay, one more little bit on that particular RP sim, because...this is braincell-killing levels of bafflement.[11:53] Hxxx Sxxxxxx: so [mxxxx] was talking about how the RP on the [sim] is ALL...
View Articleand in its wake, a market erected; an entire industry built on the dead
Seen on a random profile:"That which submits rules...The willow submits to the wind and prospers until one day it is many willows--a wall against the wind. This is the willow's purpose."~Reverend...
View Articleso I'll take two of what you're having and I'll take all of what you got...
Trying to find a new way to govern? HEXtraordinary has you covered with their Watery Tart Pond!Yes, for the low low price of L$499, you too can receive your very own animesh pond, a Watery Tart to...
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